Hey look its a star I hate: Britney Spears!

 Fergie I will love you long time

 Christina you CAN sing unlike the others

  Gwen I been around the track too

 I love! Jennifer Aniston!

 Its Mariah Carrie I Hate this girl! She CAN'T sing!

  no. nO. NO. NOOOOO!  To think Paris is a slut? No way! This is Paris on her way to a WEDDING!!!! No I'm not lying!

  I agree with you Jessica, I don't know if its chicken or tuna because well everyone knows that tuna is TUNA!!!!!! (which is FISH!!!)

Here are some more pics!

Isn't this cool?

Isn't this funny?

Isn't he hot?

 Isn't this cute? awwwwww.

How can something so deep, so true, so you go up in FLAMES?

Can someone give me an answer? Please if so post a comment below:

Wow that sounded like a comercial

Ok Ok I said we would talk about Austin so we will. Austin was here when I came to school in the 4th grade (I am now in the 6th). He was a very great friend, until that was he started sitting closer to me, every time I saw him and he saw me he called me "dumplin" (awwww). His sister was soo close to me even though she was older. The one night we were talkin' on the internet when BAM!!! he said these exact words:

Him: Emily...do you like me?

Me: Why do you need to know?

Him: Well.. I kinda..like you??

Me: ...

Him: sry I know I am weird.

Me: Um no your not... cuz I like you too!

Then I said I had to go take a shower and got off. Minutes later he called but since I hadn't gotten in the shower yet.. I had answered and he said to hurry so we could talk somemore.

So when I got back on he had sent me an email asking me if I wanted to be his gf, ofcourse I said yes!!! 2 weeks later we broke up. Yeah I was sad but we still are best of friends cuz i what I really love about him was that he wasn't like the other boys' he didn't go eww you have cooties and not let me sit by him, no he thought of me as one of the guys which is why I love him!!

Obituary of the

Pillsbury Doughboy

  
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
    
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." 

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. 

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.