and I am a mother??

Let's just suppose that  it is 1 am and you are having a shower. 

No, wait... that you are finally  having a hot shower. After a long achy day.  You are just happy to feel some water run on you, some hot water. Your mind is galloping with different thoughts.  Thoughts of how proud you are of the way you handled your 3yo tantrum earlier. Thoughts of how you've got to drink less coffee.  Thoughts of your husband bragging about how bad his farts stink. Thoughts of how amazed you get at yourself sometimes, cooking a 5 stars meal (well lets say 4) with less than 4 ingredients to work with, in less than 10 mins.  

You are just enjoying the water... and you are totally lost in your thoughts. Overall, it was a good day.  Overall, it was usual. You are beat, yet not sure  why.

Than pretend that you are a dork, and you keep a toothbrush in the shower because sometimes, you like to feel like a man; brush your teeth, foam your mouth with as much toothpaste as possible, let it run down your chin all the while picking at the new zit on your tiny bottom. 

While you are still racing with thoughts, you procceed to graciously try to put some Pantene Pro V conditionner on your toothbrush.   No wait... the Free Bonus, huge Pantene Pro V conditionner!    In doing this, you are actually talking to yourself and say " Why do they have to make these bottles so big?  That is just too hard to do!!"

Pretend that this is you... and you are actully getting pissed off at the bottle, all the while trying to hold your tootbrush in place so you can succeed this task.  Finally, you get it done, and you say "Yea!!"   before putting the toothbrush in your mouth.

Just than, you wake up.  "What is THAT??"   Hum...  you just spent 3 mins talking to yourself about how difficult it was to pour some condionner on a toothbrush, without ever thinking for one second that you wer actually doing something wrong! 

Let's pretend you spend the rest of the shower laughing at yourself... in awe of your IQ; than you hear yourself say "and I am a mother??"  Or maybe becoming a mother got the best of you... and you've got nothing left ... to brush your teeth :) 

But that was just pretend right? 

07:54 - Tuesday, November 6, 2007 - post comment

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Omgosh Lisanne!!! I'm so sorry but I had to LOL when I read that. Poor dear!!! I have on several occasions wondered "And I'm a mother?!?!" Trust me, been there. I have not however ever put conditioner on a toothbrush. Shampoo yes but never conditioner :)

Geekette - 02:32 - Tuesday, November 13, 2007

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