Was Cameron Diaz ever funny? I can't remember. Kate Winslet sure as hell never was, but she never tried to be. I'm not sure which is worse.  Worse than both: watching them jump up and down in school-girl glee as is customary of the overjoyed hollywood nymph. Yeah never need to see that again, particularly after this movie.

Ok, so maybe Kate Winslet was never funny, but she is a damn good actress, The Academy said so five times...though they never gave her the coveted award. Neverfear: the next one's a gimme. And she's no ugly duckling neither. So why does she get stuck with Jack Black as her love interest? So she's not 10 feet tall and bronzed -- she's still more naturally beautiful than Ms. Diaz. Sorry, Cam.

Cameron the glamazon gets saddled with nanny-poker Jude Law, who on first appearance seems charmingly humble, but his natural douche-bagery  soon surfaces, he comes on to her, and the movie goes south. Cameron turns into a babbling brook of annoyance and makes a move on this stranger, claiming both that she's never done such a thing before and that she is also bad at sex. And I'm supposed to believe both? Jude Law sure as hell doesn't, nor does he care. This movie gives one-night stands a bad name. On the plus side, I noticed Jude Law is balding.