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The future of fashion? It remains soulless

09:39, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 .. 0 comments .. Link
I take my responsibilities as a secretary, ahem, excuse me, assistant, seriously, and one of those responsibilities is to gossip aimlessly to my fellow assistants about meaningless reality TV. The pinnacle of prime time superficiality? What other show than America's Next Top Model.
But Tyra has stooped to a new low. Not only did she cut off  the designated "plus size model" (read, size 8) who actually had a personality, and Lisa, my personal favorite eons ago for crying on camera, but she eliminated Heather, the girl with Asberger's whose Rainman talent turned out to be taking high fashion photos. After that there really wasn't any point to watching, but there is no rationality to a crack-like addiction. Plus I was pulling for Jenah, who, even though looked like a hot mess on camera and lacked any sufficient charm, was still smart enough to realize the whole show is a crock. And her photos were Vogue worthy.
Jenah of course was eliminated next to last, leaving "Dull Barbie"/Trishelle from The Real World Las Vegas-look-a-like Chantal and Tulip Head Saleisha who can't get through a sentence without saying how confident she is.



Tulip Head

Chantal ended up tripping a guy on stils on the runway (silly rabbit, why would you have a guy on stilts in a fashion show) and stupid Tulip Head won, and shrieked a lot about it. And a little bit of my own self-respect died.



"I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore..."


Come on. FABULOUS

This is the kind of stuff you look forward to for the whole week when you work in a cubicle. But sometimes, God puts down the NYtimes, sees that your life is pathetic, and throws you a bone. As I was walking up 2nd Ave I happened to find a dime bag on the sidewalk. It was on a corner I've seen drug deals going on in the past. I grabbed it without a second though and walked away praying I wouldn't be told to freeze. A sign from above.


God Loves You.

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