Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - FOOD PORN

As much as I don’t really like the Food Network anymore, there is one show I look forward to.

Nigella Lawson.

Nigella does it for me.  For years I’ve heard the phrase “food porn”, but always ignored it.  What is food porn anyway?  Well, food porn has a name and that name is Nigella.

Every time I watch her, I feel almost dirty.  The way she talks about her food; the erotic and voluptuous adjectives are positively sexual. Speaking of voluptuous, Nigella herself is all that and then some, with full hips and very, uh…. well represented, lets say.  And in a real way, not the plastic-y Sandra Lee way.  The fact that Nigella bears a striking resemblance to She Who Must Be Obeyed is a plus, too.

Anyway, she just gives an aura that food is fun to cook and something that, if it didn’t involve a lot of heat, mess and hot food splishing and sploshing, would be great to do in the nude.  Nigella loves cooking and I love Nigella loving cooking.

Friday, December 21, 2007 - Nigella

Monday, March 24, 2008 - Nigella